8 Animal Kingdom
Jokes
On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from h...........
Two buddies were out one Saturday, walking their dogs. One had a Doberman Pinsch...........
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the...........
Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported...........
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped...........
Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apar...........
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets...........
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a loca...........
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table...........
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tipto...........
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat a...........
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the be...........
Q. What's a pig's favorite ballet?
A. Swine Lake............
Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams
A. In floats
Q: How do you make a ...........
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be ...........
My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to s...........
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant............
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat l...........
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly c...........
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and sai...........